My cat rides a stroller on my 2-mile loop

2026-10-08 2979 views 7 posts

I’ve been trying to get consistent steps without turning it into another spreadsheet, but here we are. My pace partner is my 11-year-old cat in a secondhand stroller; she hates the harness and yells if we skip the shady side of the cemetery. Route is 2.05 miles.

Week one: 3 walks, 41 min average. Week two: 5 walks, 36 min average.

My 10-day step average went from 4,100 to 6,300.

I also price-track the electrolyte packets I carry: gas station singles are $2.79, bulk box works out to $0.44 each, shipping was 9 days, and stock seems steady. Not a dramatic transformation, just fewer evenings on the couch. Anyone else have an odd pacing partner or a repeat route you don’t hate?

Also, does pushing a stroller count as resistance or am I kidding myself?

Honestly, the cat yelling about the shady side is the only pace coach I’d listen to.

I run a café, and my “portion control” is basically a small plate at the counter so I don’t graze the day-old pastries. Your cat demanding the shady cemetery side made me laugh.

If you want to ditch the spreadsheet, try a paper chain: one link per completed loop, then see how long the chain gets. Also, 36 min for 2.05 mi with a stroller is no joke—does she lean into the turns like a tiny passenger? I’d count

Empty nester here too, and I ditched step spreadsheets for a wall calendar with one X per walk. Your cat stroller made me smile—my neighbor’s cat only tolerates hers if the sun shade is half down and the route avoids noisy dogs.

Does your girl have a stroller ritual that sets the pace? Also, 36-minute average for 2.05 miles is a decent clip; did she speed you up or was that you finding your rhythm?

I’m trying to get my own loop under 40 without turning it into math

The shady-side veto is elite coaching—my dog just unionizes at every fire hydrant 😂

Airport layovers are my secret step farm: I pick the farthest coffee kiosk, walk there, then loop back past the gate before boarding. Usually 1,500-ish steps and a snack-scouting mission.

Hotels: I ask for the room farthest from the elevator, then take the stairs down. Dumb, but it works when I’m not doing a real 2-mile loop.

Question: does your cat’s stroller have an odometer, or do you just log the route and add her shady-side veto as commentary? And does she accept airport carpet as a valid surface, or is cemetery shade the only approved track?

This is the best pace-partner story. Week two at 36 minutes for 2.05 miles is about 3.4 mph—legit stroller-pushing speed with a feline route supervisor.

I run a cafe, so my consistency lives or dies by whether I can walk past the pastry case at 3 p.m. without a “sample.” One cheap trick: I do one loop with no phone or podcast, just noticing stuff, so it stays a walk and not a spreadsheet.

Does your cat actually tolerate the full 2.05, or do you have a known bailout point near the cemetery?