Disguised Alpha prices vs other shops I've checked

What's typical shipping time to EU? Do you use tracked and discreet packaging? Also, any recent COA for this batch, or is it still pending?

Prices seem all over the place lately. Is there a minimum order or bulk discount? Not trying to get burned on a small test order.

New account, only reviews from same week, vague COA links... I’ll pass until someone independent posts a Janoshik-style result. Hope I’m wrong.

Disguised Alpha sounds like my gym motivation: pretends to be there, never shows up.

Watching this. Following for updates on shipping times and whether the COA actually matches the batch number.

Can you post the full COA, not just the summary? I want to see batch number, test date, and method. Redacted client info is fine.

If the price is too good, it’s either a promo or a problem. Any recent third-party tests from actual customers? Otherwise, hard skip.

Does it ship domestic or from overseas? What’s reship policy if customs snags it? Those details matter more than flashy labels.

Prices without batch-specific COAs are just vibes—following for the receipts.

I’ve been tracking total landed cost, not just sticker. When I mocked up a cart there, a signature/cold-pack fee appeared at checkout, and the free-shipping threshold was way higher than the other two shops I log.

Does anyone know if that fee is per order or per vial? Also, do they rotate batch IDs without updating the listing photo?

I’d want whatever batch shows at checkout to match what actually lands.

I’ve been logging a different column lately: whether the batch ID on the COA actually matches the vial label/QR, and whether the COA date predates the batch going on sale.

Saw one shop where the site said “current” but the PDF was months older. That’s not a purity issue, it’s a traceability one. Also, does checkout tack on a card/processing fee,

I screenshot batch IDs before checkout now—saved me once when the COA swapped midweek.

One thing I'd add to the spreadsheet: normalize price per mg across vial sizes, then check MOQ and payment-method surcharges. I've seen "cheapest" flip once you hit the middle size or pay by card. Also, do they list fill volume vs nominal mass? That discrepancy changes the real per-mg cost more than the sticker.

If anyone has the current size ladder, post it—I'll run the per-mg math.

Airport wifi ate my COA screenshot once, now I save batch IDs offline before boarding 😅

Screenshotting batch IDs offline is genius — mine vanished once when the page refreshed 😅